Ballad of the Wandering Warriors

Oh, We'll trample on An Tir when we come,
We will trample on An Tir when we come,
Yes, we'll trample on An Tir,
And rob them of their beer,
Yes, we'll trample on An Tir when we come!

Oh, we'll massacre Madrone when we come,
We will massacre Madrone when we come,
Yes, we'll massacre Madrone,
And cleave them to the bone,
Yes, we'll massacre Madrone when we come!

Oh, we'll trisect old Three Mountains when we come,
We will trisect old Three Mountains when we come,
Yes, we'll trisect old Three Mountains,
We'll make molehills out of mountains,
Yes we'll trisect old Three Mountains when we come!

Oh, we'll inundate the Isles when we come,
We will inundate the Isles when we come,
Yes, we'll inundate the Isles,
All at once or single files,
Yes, we'll inundate the Isles when we come!

Oh, we'll cast down all the Angels when we come,
We will cast down all the Angels when we come,
Yes, we'll cast down all the Angels,
They will all be fallen Angels,
Yes, we'll cast down all the Angels when we come!

Oh, we'll kill the Calafians when we come,
We will kill the Calafians when we come,
Yes, we'll kill the Calafians,
Except the lovely ones,
Yes, we'll kill the Calafians when we come!

Oh, we'll educate the Shastans when we come,
We will educate the Shastans when we come,
Yes, we'll educate the Shastans,
Both the small ones and the vast ones,
Yes, we'll educate the Shastans when we come!

Oh, we'll murder in Marin when we come,
We will murder in Marin when we come,
Yes, we'll murder in Marin,
To cleanse them of their sin,
Yes, we'll murder in Marin when we come!

Oh, we'll dissipate the Mists when we come,
We will dissipate the Mists when we come,
Yes, we'll dissipate the Mists,
Their ladies will be kissed,
Yes, we'll dissipate the Mists when we come!

Oh, we'll slaughter in St. Andrew when we come,
We will slaughter in St. Andrew when we come,
Yes, we'll slaughter in St. Andrew,
To show them what we can do,
Yes, we'll slaughter in St. Andrew when we come!

Oh we'll scourge the Southern Shore when we come,
We will scourge the Southern Shore when we come,
Yes, we'll scourge the Southern Shore,
Today and ever more,
Yes, we'll scourge the Southern Shore when we come.

Oh, we'll crumple Carolingia when we come,
We will crumple Carolingia when we come,
Yes, we'll crumple Carolingia,
'Though it may swarm with ninja,
Yes, we'll crumple Carolingia when we come!

Oh, we'll maim Beyond the Mountains when we come,
We will maim Beyond the Mountains when we come,
Yes, we'll maim Beyond the Mountains,
Their blood will run like fountains,
Yes, we'll maim Beyond the Mountains when we come!

Oh, we'll batter in Bhakail when we come,
We will batter in Bhakail when we come,
Yes, we'll batter in Bhakail,
And do it with a smile,
Yes, we'll batter in Bhakail when we come!

Oh, we'll slash and burn in Myrkewood when we come,
We will slash and burn in Myrkewood when we come,
Yes, we'll slash and burn in Myrkewood,
Leaving ashes where it once stood,
Yes, we'll slash and burn in Myrkewood when we come!

Oh, we'll overwhelm Ostgardr when we come,
We will overwhelm Ostgardr when we come,
Yes, we'll overwhelm Ostgardr,
With no need to strike harder,
Yes, we'll overwhelm Ostgardr when we come!

Oh, we'll topple Castle Rouge when we come,
We will topple Castle Rouge when we come,
Yes, we'll topple Castle Rouge,
'Though it be great and huge,
Yes, we'll topple Castle Rouge when we come!

Oh, we'll blister the Great Bear when we come,
We will blister the Great Bear when we come,
Yes, we'll blister the Great Bear,
And singe off all his hair,
Yes, we'll blister the Great Bear when we come!

Oh, we'll joust with Jaravalli when we come,
We will joust with Jaravalli when we come,
Yes, we'll joust with Jaravalli,
To demonstrate their folly,
Yes, we'll joust with Jaravalli when we come!

Oh, we'll flood them in Three Rivers when we come,
We will flood them in Three Rivers when we come,
Yes, we'll flood them in Three Rivers,
And carve out all their livers,
Yes, we'll flood them in Three Rivers when we come!

Oh, we'll simply snuff out Flame when we come,
We will simply snuff out Flame when we come,
Yes, we'll simply snuff out Flame,
And think it rather tame,
Yes, we'll simply snuff out Flame when we come!

Oh, we'll trod through Middle Marches when we come,
We will trod through Middle Marches when we come,
Yes, we'll trod through Middle Marches,
And cleave them to their arches,
Yes, we'll trod through Middle Marches when we come!

Oh, we'll fell the Northern Woods when we come,
We will fell the Northern Woods when we come,
Yes, we'll fell the Northern Woods,
And also loot their goods,
Yes, we'll fell the Northern Woods when we come!

Oh, we'll prune the Tree-girt Sea when we come,
We will prune the Tree-girt Sea when we come,
Yes, we'll prune the Tree-girt Sea,
And leave the corpses be,
Yes, we'll prune the Tree-girt Sea when we come!

Oh, we'll slay the Southern Marchers when we come,
We will slay the Southern Marchers when we come,
Yes, we'll slay the Southern Marchers,
Both the Swordsmen and the archers,
Yes, we'll slay the Southern Marchers when we come!

Oh, we'll drown all of Draconia when we come,
We will drown all of Draconia when we come,
Yes, we'll drown all of Draconia,
And preserve the in ammonia,
Yes, we'll drown all of Draconia when we come!

Oh, we'll stave in the Stargate when we come,
We will stave in the Stargate when we come,
Yes, we'll stave in the Stargate,
Our swords we then will sate,
Yes, we'll stave in the Stargate when we come!

Oh, we'll cleave an noble Caerthean when we come,
We will cleave a noble Caerthean when we come,
Yes, we'll cleave a noble Caerthean,
Assuming we can find one,
Yes, we'll cleave a noble Caerthean when we come!

Oh, we'll trounce Tir Ysgithyr when we come,
we will trounce Tir Ysgithyr when we come,
Yes, we'll trounce Tir Ysgithyr,
And make them quake with fear,
Yes, we'll trounce Tir Ysgithyr when we come!

Oh, we'll smash Rio Salado when we come,
We will smash Rio Salado when we come,
Yes, we'll smash Rio Salado,
Despite their great bravado,
Yes, we'll smash Rio Salado when we come!

Oh, we'll chop down all the Glens when we come,
We will chop down all the Glens when we come,
Yes, we'll chop down all the Glens,
'Til it much resembles fens,
Yes, we'll chop down all the Glens when we come!

Tune: 'She'll be comin' 'round the Mountain'
By Sir Steven MacEanruig and Sir William the Lucky
Begun while going to the Calafian Anniversary Tourney and extended during the rest of the year.
18 November VII - 31 December VIII